Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A Vote for Darkseid is a Vote for Anti-Life!

Holy cow! I called it! Campaign manager G. Glorious Godfrey saw my post, and just e-mailed me a link to the following video! The Dark Lord of Apokolips is preparing to smite the inept leadership of our puny world, and I for one say... it's about time!

Remember! Anti-Life justifies your hatred! A vote for Darkseid is a vote for Anti-Life!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Darkseid in '08!

With all the wonderful economic and geo-political news today, I think that we all agree that the time has come for a change. Neither the Republicans or Democrats truly have the well being of the US citizens at heart. The third party candidates mean well, but have largely proven incapable of garnering enough attention to have a serious chance. I think it's time for a Fourth Party!

A Fourth World Party!

I'd like to declare that Darkseid is my candidate in these perilous times! Amidst rising inflation and unemployment, as well as the devestation being wrought on the stock market, I say that the only valid choice is no choice at all! In times such as these, Free Will is part of the problem, and Darkseid's platform of Anti-Life is the only answer. Free will just leads to dissatisfaction with things beyond the ability of the average person to change! Surrendering it to Darkseid is the first step to change!

And the best part of all? A vote for Darkseid is a personal victory, regardless of what happens on November 4th! You don't even have to leave your home! Embrace the anti-life equation, and make Darkseid your candidate today!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Would-Be Super Villain In All Of Us

Well, my nocturnal schedule has kept me away from my blog for longer than I'd anticipated. And miraculously, I haven't bought any comics that have truly inspired me to rant... which must be a good thing. Because, I'm in fact here to rave.

While listening to this episode of Comic Geek Speak, I heard mention of an independent book called The Nearly Infamous Zango. It's the story of Lord Alfred Zango, Jr. He's the heir to a masterful criminal legacy, when his father eliminated the city's superheroes. But he just spends most of his days on the sofa, still wearing his pajamas, watching television.

The three issues currently in existence are filled with cyborg gorillas, apple-monsters and a henchman who loses a body part in almost every issue. If you like fun, you owe it to yourself to check this book out. And what's even better, writer/artist/creator Rob Osborne has an wesome deal. For $7, he'll ship you three issues all signed. It's the same deal he offers people at conventions, except that $7 includes shipping too! Just click on through to his store. It's an awesome read.